
omg i cnt believe u dun member him...u knw tha man who lives dwn tha top bottom of the street,big bushy bald eyebrows str8 curly teeth selling bottles of turkey??
chewing on party powder......
member....
lives under guinnee pig bridge over hamster mountain round picadilly castle...
rollin on dwn lazy town.
cumin on bak wit a stolen bag of 500g of cookies from trixie the transexual barber,dwn on chees,knees,rhys,please.
..anyway he told me 2 tel u tha lobster u ordered 3 months ago is £6000 on tuesday at half past 2 4 20wit lilly saucepan,a new artist storming b&q as we speak on a rampage for cabbage,
dun b l8.
TIK TOK TIK TOK i know wats behind ur bathroom clock.....fukin batteries of duracell...wats the secret of a blak majic box??
its fukin grey...jet black red on a sunday at 00:01 so technicaly monday but not quite tuesday....... feelin the urge 2 get in mary poppins bag,buildin bloks galore,pop a few more rabbits

and the moral of the story is...
i just kept a dull twat busy